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Amish Anal

Amish anal is when you pour heavy cream in your partners anus and have anal sex until it turns into butter.
I gave my old lady the Amish Anal last night! Would you like some toast?
by Bryoo April 10, 2023
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Cookie Anal

Jonre loves to cookie anal aleah
by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023
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anal bead

something you stick in your anal (ass) with round balls attached to it.
her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
him: Not right now just use the anal beads.
by daisoanal November 17, 2020
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Anal Afterglow

After the process of receiving anal
Compatriot receives a similar sense to doing cocaine
How that women is hoped up on the anal afterglow
by Thatcivicdev April 8, 2021
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Anal wire

The chord that connects your ass to your stomach
Guy 1: Hey Joe.
Guy 2: Hey, if you come any closer I will delete your Anal wire.
by DHUijfgdasygg August 8, 2020
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Anal Buckling Shit

Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.

For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down

Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
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anal wockee slush

when a man puts his dick in your bum and sturs it until poo flows to the rim of the anal cavity when you do this the man pisses in the bum
that mate jimmy did an anal wockee slush last night with his girlfriend

i wish i could do that
by coolcif April 16, 2021
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