If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"
Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."
Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"
Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."
Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."
Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"
Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."
Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
by btcterms March 29, 2023
Get the Two-Inch Rulemug. A person who is a total liability to their team, causing harm by stealing, sabotaging, and contributing nothing of value.
Jake kept taking supplies for himself, ignored the team's strategy, and even helped the opponents—he's A Two Time.
by Ghost64Swag February 12, 2025
Get the A Two Timemug. by thatsqeqweqew December 29, 2020
Get the That's two down motherfucker!mug. The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.
by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025
Get the Two on the broom, one in the roommug. .
by Ezcemaja March 8, 2025
Get the 《¤》Two《¤》Hijacked《¤》Packs《¤》Of《¤》Paprika《¤》mug. 
A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
Get the Two plate disastermug.