A late night surprise occurs when you are asleep and your younger brother sneaks into your room and sticks his cock up your dry bumhole.
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I was absolutely nighted out last night after them drinks.
I sent one man on a night out after one lick into his jaw
I was absolutely nighted out last night after them drinks.
I sent one man on a night out after one lick into his jaw
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Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
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Get the Night Cock mug.The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
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