Furry Meat Pocket

A hairy vagina.

Jimmy's hands were cold, so he put them in Gam's furry meat pocket to keep them warm.

by GerbilMuncher November 11, 2009

boppin your meat

The act of a male grabbing his shaft and thrusting mightily until he expels bopjuice and his shaft then goes limp.

"Dude, I came back to the dorm room early last night and I caught you boppin your meat. Next time you do that, lock the door man."

by MjohnM May 11, 2006

Meat Ball

When a girl is in her period u get Two forks Shove it up a her pussy watch the blood GUSH out and mix it with the Chili (an other word i made) u made the other day and noddles and have a nice meal

hey rember when i Meat Balled u ??

by Jonny A. October 7, 2004

Athens Meat Grinder

Deficating in a clothes dryer that contains the clothes of someone whom you dislike.

Did Mark wash his clothes? Good, I'm gonna give that douche an Athens Meat Grinder

by Matt and Jason May 24, 2006

Chew my meat

A phrase used to describe the act of sucking on a penis. "Meat" meaning the muscular parts of the shaft, and "Chew" meaning to suck, or orally fixate.

I get a kick out of telling bitches to chew my meat.

by Ahkmed January 12, 2008

How's your meat?

Question used to quickly change the subject of a conversation or to severely disturb the person who you are talking to. Note: Meat may or may not refer to cock, depending on how the disturbed person interprets the question.

(1) Michael: "So, where'd you go for dinner yesterday night?"
Me: "So... how's your meat?"

(2) Me: "So... how's your meat?"
Michelle: "You freak! (How'd he know my secret?!)"

by k.nin3 August 31, 2006

Meat Curtains

A sloppy, loose vagina that one could likely fit their head inside. That is, if anyone wanted to. Usually found with hoes that try to fuck all their ex's friends after they break up.

Lenny: It seems like shes fucking everyone I know! Have you slept with my ex Jennifer too?

Joey: No, I saw those meat curtains and ran. I'm too young to die.

by scaryguy1 June 1, 2011