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Meat Curtains

A sloppy, loose vagina that one could likely fit their head inside. That is, if anyone wanted to. Usually found with hoes that try to fuck all their ex's friends after they break up.

Lenny: It seems like shes fucking everyone I know! Have you slept with my ex Jennifer too?

Joey: No, I saw those meat curtains and ran. I'm too young to die.

by scaryguy1 June 1, 2011