Alyssa Lynn Jacobs

Jorge’s girlfriend for the rest of eternity so don’t even try.

Hi: Jorge

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs loves jorge

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs by Hihhhhu September 12, 2022

The Mexican Jacob 

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.

No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!

The Mexican Jacob by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022

Raylin x Jacob 

jacob being so oblivious while raylin is OBVIOUSLY confessing her love (L jacob)

jacob always giving raylin gifts when he knows that raylin cant give any back..

raylin and jacob ALWAYS hugging in the hallways, you will never see them not hugging (bella and jose could never)

when chloe brings up jacob in a conversation raylin blushes (well if its visible)

THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE

ship Raylin x Jacob NEOWWW

i made good oneshots for this..

Raylin x Jacob by cupidfantasy March 24, 2023

Banner James jacobs 

A 20 year old virgin by the name of banner James jacobs.

Banner James jacobs has never been laid

Banner James jacobs by Someone who’s been laid June 24, 2023

Pulling a Jacob 

When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.

We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.

Pulling a Jacob by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 16, 2023

Pull a Jacob 

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

Pull a Jacob by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

The Dirty Jacoby 

Cumming in a hookers mouth then axing her in the neck with a rubber dildo forcing her to spew it back up, the same way Stefan Jacoby axed Holden and fucked the Australian population in the mouth.

Tim: "bro, what happened with that chick you went home with last night?"
Jake: "i gave her The Dirty Jacoby, it was nuts"

The Dirty Jacoby by BallSmasher:) June 3, 2025