A lonely man who lives in folsom CA, and thinks he knows everything about everything when in fact he’s just a stupid turd who sucks dick.
Chris is a millennial fuck stick
by FantasyFootballsUJ December 19, 2017
"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"
by chaz17 June 30, 2005
by GimmeSomeWhoreShit November 12, 2018
by GimmeSomeWhoreShit November 12, 2018
Noah: Can you believe this?! Someone tried to break into my house in the middle of the night!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!
by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023
by UZI4YOU December 06, 2010
When a person is giving you a blowjob and as you’re about to finish you grab the back of their head, slam it down as you finish, so then their head comes flying back up and off your dick, thus representing a pogo stick
Sara was giving me head when I decided to use the pogo stick method. She hurt her neck but it felt sooo good
by Aids of greatness January 12, 2020