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Code “J”

When Jack and Jeremy fall at the exact same time, no matter the cause
When Jack threw a rubber ball at a wall, and it bounced then hit Jeremy in the head, we had a major Code “J”
by PChamileon97 January 15, 2019
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J-fest

1. When a group of people are in a office telling lame ass stories.

2. When your doing lame stuff at work you don't want to do.
"What's going on in here?"

"Just a giant J-fest."
by Hodor91 June 12, 2018
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J ballin

When one hangs their balls outside one chosen leg hole of their whitey-tighties.
Gormo: You free ballintonight my guy?
Jalen: Naw, I’m J ballin’ son.
by myrealnameisbaker June 21, 2018
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J-Dix

A nickname given to a wealthy & disengaged co-worker, who generally does not need the income from his job, but rather remains employed to meet a stipulation in his Trust-fund.
In most cases the J-Dix does not engage with coworkers, has quirks about him, and spends as little time doing work as possible.
Worker 1: J-dix rolled in at 10:30 today..
Worker 2: He told me his house was robbed at lunch and left to sort things out.
Worker 1: I just checked snapchat he is jet skiing at his beach house.
Worker 2: How does he not get fired?
by Dubs Dix July 19, 2018
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J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!
Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!
by Louch July 25, 2018
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mr j

Mr j is one of my schools French teachers who hit arrested for jacking off to some guy in the showers of LA Fitness
Wow he's such a mr j
by pseudonym fucking bored February 9, 2019
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Kayden J. Parry

An expression used to describe a man who hates LGBT+ people but is secretly the most gay man you will ever meet.
I’m fine with gays as long as they aren’t near me.”

“Dude, you sucked my dick last night, your being a real Kayden J. Parry.”
by cuckboi76 September 6, 2018
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