Milked his cow

When one gives a guy a handjob

"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"

by brian6015 February 10, 2018

Chocolate Milk

you bang a mom and you suck on her titties and get milk from them. Then go and spit it into her ass and eat her ass out and drink the ‘chocolate milk’

You know Stacy's mom, yeah she gave me some of that Chocolate Milk

by Mario's_pitcrew July 30, 2021

LED milk

Long Expiration Date

-Are you drinking the milk you bought last month? >_>
-Chillax, it`s LED milk.
-LED?
-Long Expiration Date milk, dummy.

by Midnighthunter May 30, 2015

Snatch Milk

After You Jizz In A Girls Snatch, And The Semen Comes Out It is turned Into Snatch Milk, Or When It Enters.

After i Jizzed in Deborah's vagina snatch milk came pouring out.

by Blex Arooks February 27, 2011

ya mum in a milk bar

the most hilarious thing to ever be said

amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar

by yeeturmum July 13, 2019

Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.

“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”

by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018

Flicking milk

Doing excessive amounts of black tar heroine

“Jeffery blacked out last night, he was flicking milk too much!”

by DoctorMorbius,Michaelthethird June 2, 2022