You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.

"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."

by Palumboss June 3, 2019

Pocket pretzels

pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th

pocket pretzels are so good

by MorganMorgan753 October 15, 2019

Anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass

I gave him the old anime hot pocket.

by Teamcarrytoxic June 4, 2018

Pocket python

Two gay males put there hand in each other pocket and sees who get a boner first

Hey dude want to play pocket python

by Notthebuilder January 16, 2014

Entry your pockets

This means whoever wrote this is a dumbass

Entry your pockets now.

by Thanosindisguise April 29, 2021

Hot Pocket

Performing intercourse with a larger woman where the males Penis is inserted into the area between the belly apron and the upper thigh.

I Hot Pocketed that SSBBW it was very warm.

by SSBBWCHUB February 6, 2020

ottars pocket

A way in which to describe how wet something is.

Mary's pussy was as wet as an Ottars pocket!

by Ricky Rox December 10, 2007