cock cobbler

One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.

Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow

by Gabriel Sheetz February 18, 2008

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billy cock

beating someone to death with your erect penis

"I'm gonna billy cock it!"

by rph123 December 9, 2008

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devils cock

When the man uses hot sauce as lube and fucks his partner. Either up the ass or in a girl's pussy. The feeling is that of a thousand bees stinging your hole. This method can be used in the getting community.

Devils cock: when hot sauce is used during sex instead of lube.

Girl: my ass still burns from last night.
Friend: what happened?
Girl: my boyfriend fucked me with hot sauce instead of normal lube.
Friend: that sounds like it hurts.

by DirtyJack September 8, 2015

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cock thirst

Used to denote an occassion when a homosexual is sexually frustrated and in need of some cock action.

Thought to have originated in Glasgow

Mike: "Hey Robbie have you seen Richie today?"

Robbie: "Yeah he is in one fucking bad mood, he definately has the cock thirst"

Mike: "I will stay clear of him or he might try and hump me"

Robbie: "I would too. He is one crazy, sex hungry, gay fucker!"

by Garry Hamilton September 5, 2008

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Cock Story

A story which is full of lies. Or a story which starts of true and then gets over exaggerated.

Guy 1: Dude I fucked that hot chick we were talking about last night. You know the one that was across the bar.

Guy 2: Stop telling us this cock story.

by IkkiFats May 18, 2009

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