Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.
“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”
by MikeWaz0wski March 04, 2023
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Rich Man's Boner

The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street
Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner
by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023
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Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example
Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner
by Agent Pebble February 04, 2016
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Boner Revival

When you make comeback after losing a boner.
Ruth totally killed the mood so I had to go on her instagram for a boner revival.
by anoteatatime January 20, 2015
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Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.
"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."
by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 05, 2018
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Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.
Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”
by Ink Freak December 31, 2017
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fanny boner

you get a fanny boner in your clit

By Mia leverington
Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner
by Super Billy's super willys February 12, 2017
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