Bay Boner

When you watching an action scene in a movie (doesn't have to be a Michael Bay movie) with guns, explosions, and shit so intense you actually start popping chub.

Dude the new Jason Statham movie was awesome! During the car chase when he blows up that building in North Korea I got a total Bay Boner

by Th3 KMeister July 26, 2016

Massive boner

When someone has an extreme like for someone or something

James has a massive boner for burger king!

by Ross T G Gibson December 4, 2023

walk out boner

A boner a guy or girl gets that can be solved without masterbation. Like stretching, walking, or running.

Man I got a walk out boner right now. 9th inning stretch here we come.

by Jack Fr0st July 13, 2016

boner slab

a strip club for guys ;)

"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"

by watermtunes January 2, 2023

text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)

Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)

by Kayleon December 4, 2013

Boner Boost

When a man cant get a boner and takes too much viagra that he passes out.

Carl: Dude my dad had a boner boost last night we almost had to call the ambulance

Derek: Dude thats badass. I need to try that!

by QskRandomzz March 7, 2011

Boner

Someone who bones

Your not a true boner unless you bone everyday!

by ethanmlego June 11, 2019