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Reverse Blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where Brian gives oral sex whilst evacuating his bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.

Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
by Brian and Eli forevs February 2, 2018
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reverse follow

psychological trick used on ones self to feel less creepy about following a woman
steve- hey tom what did you do today
tom- well i got reverse followed by this lady for like 3 hours
by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013
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Reverse Romanticism

A situation in which a person in a relationship, generally the male, starts to become MORE romantic as the relationship goes past the dating phase (and maybe even start becoming more years after). Generally, people tend to be romantic only in the very beginning of their relationships, and become less enthusiastic and romantic for the remainder of the relationship. Reverse Romanticism would be the opposite.

See Reverse Romantic
"Usually I date men that start romantic, but stop being romantic in about 2 months into our relationship. Dennis didn't start becoming truly romantic until we were married! He opens my door now, buys me flowers, and even treats me like a queen after 7 years of being together. I asked him "why now"?, and he said he would rather give me a genuine lifetime of romance, than just the temporary romance most guys show in the beginning. He wanted our relationship to be more fun, romantic, and get BETTER with time. I love Reverse Romanticism!"
by DCacoLovesRach May 12, 2010
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Uno Reverse Card

A meme card is based on a card game called uno, Under the official Uno rules, when an Uno reverse card is played, the direction of play is reversed. If the play was going clockwise, it now goes counter-clockwise and vice versa and so it become meme which called "resist" or "no u"
Person 1: bro have you seen Joe?
Person 2: what's Joe? <--using Uno Reverse Card
Person 1: who's Joe* <still didn't realize he has made a giant no u mistake
Person 2: JOE MAMA (cannot resist by saying who Joe mama anymore)
Person 1:*think again of what he did in his life*
by Ruser March 17, 2022
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Reverse Oprah

One female receiving gifts from multiple males at the same time; gifts being loads of cum
Hey John, mike, and Keith, let’s go give that bitch the Reverse Oprah
by Mikehawkins May 13, 2021
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UNO Reverse Card

Me Visits My Friend.
My Friend: "You speak alot. You can never stop talking! You're so childish!"
Me: UNO Reverse Card
My Friend: "I never speak a lot and I can stop talking and I am not childish!!!"
by Greg I.M.Spooky June 3, 2022
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Reverse shotgun

Throwing up after shot gunning a beer. Still cold... “it’s just physics bro”
Yoder just reverse shotgun that Coors Light
by WardMaMa August 8, 2019
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