Chili Pot Pie 

To spray chili into a girls vagina.

I took my girl out for Mexican food last night and gave her a sexy dessert of chili pot pie when we got home.

Chili Pot Pie by Doeschna March 18, 2017

Cretin Cream Pie 

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

Cretin Cream Pie by Raider Life May 13, 2017

in and out pie

When a male ejaculates in his partner and fills them with semen. A third person then licks the orifice clean.

Last weekend, I was on the out in an in and out pie

in and out pie by C's Class May 30, 2017

Chips and pie 

Meaning "Yes" as it rhymes with "Aye Aye". Similar to cocky rhyming slang but originating in Wales, refered to as "Welsh rhyming slang" by locals.

Steve: Fancy a greggs?
Jeff: Aye aye, chips and pie.

Chips and pie by xXGeRmAnSaUsAgEXx April 18, 2018

baked into a pie 

A phrase used to describe being high on marijuana, used especially when the speaker is extremely high.

I was hanging out with a few friends the other day, and we got pretty baked into a pie and watched some Bob Ross.

baked into a pie by snipsnopsleepslop July 17, 2017

Mud cream pie 

The after effects of shooting your load while engaging in anal sex

Tina got mud cream pie all over my sheets last night.

Mud cream pie by Mojojo1029 August 31, 2017

weird pot pie 

Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.

Did you hear about Noah? He got drunk last night and had a weird pot pie

weird pot pie by Misfortune77 September 5, 2017