dick germs

when a male ruts himself against an object, the said object will have his "dick germs". advised not to have any kind of physical contact with infected area.

.. : why're you running rounds just because someone's chasing you with a broomstick ?
.. : that broom is infested with dick germs !!

by cremapie August 25, 2021

damien's dick

damien's dick is hot owo

Yo, you seen damien's dick?

by Ryo_69 June 12, 2020

Kaleidoscope of Dicks

Something you say to a girl when you think she's banging a bunch of different dudes

"Your vagina hurts because you've had a kaleidoscope of dicks in you all week."

by Theforce2020 July 30, 2020

art dick

(n.): originally coined by instagram user thiccguy, an art dick is a gender-variant human with a natural proclivity for and grasp of masculine traits who emotes, identifies, understands, grapples, challenges, creates, and engages with the avante garde and/or other aspects of fine art discourse.

jena: bastian has been standing in front of that painting for ten minutes
arden: yeah, he's an art dick.
jena: what about that cis guy?
arden: no, he's just a dick.

by locking cable January 27, 2017

Dick war

The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish

I want to have a dick war with you and clank my softish cock against yours...can we?

by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020

Ambien dick

When you're high and with a girl and you're about to have sex, but you're so high you cant get a hard on. Usually happens when you're on Ambien.

Me and Kim were about to have sex but I was too high and ended up getting Ambien dick.

by NK is BestKorea January 8, 2015

Steg dick

Genital warts down your penis that makes it look like a stegosaurus!!!!

Mate I've got warts, Let me have a look, shit that looks like a stegosaurus !! Yeah man pure steg dick

by Peej January 3, 2015