Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you with a fully pitched wang and generally stink of piss

I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. get that thing the hell out of here! Reiki Boner

by spacedolfin August 5, 2024

Contextual Boner

A dick pic that also includes legs and/or testes.

Hey Tina, I just got sent a Contextual Boner; I actually know the size because I can measure it against the legs in the picture! Gross.

by SchoolForAnts October 27, 2018

boner rivera

The most fire and drippy clothing brand known to man

Damnnnn this Boner Rivera shirt makes me hard!

by Boner Rivera September 9, 2020

Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.

I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.

by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018

Boner frigate

An organisation, community, or place typified by frustrated homosexual energy, typically male.

My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.

by jtrefgarne April 21, 2022

Programming Boner

The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.

Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"

by Taway May 23, 2023

Boner Repellent

A boner repellent is something so sexually unattractive that it makes your boner go away

"Wow, that's ugly, that girl's a boner repellent

by SPCOOKI# October 7, 2023