Ur Mom

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Jimmy: Hey bro!
Timmy: Ur mom
Jimmy: *dies of cringe*
Bystander: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Timmy: Ur mom
Bystander: *brutally explodes*

by noSe_Ayuda194 December 24, 2023

Ur mom

Someone that you fuck on the daily(preferably anyone's mom)

I did Ur mom last night.

by Erickbeugly October 06, 2021

Ur mom

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

ur mom

someone who gave birth to u and loved u ur whole life

ur mom

by charli that me November 23, 2021

ur mom

a person with a big ass

i was in bed with ur mom last night

by sus is in jesus July 20, 2022

ur urinal

a not a real weezer fan
does anything for that clout...

have u heard of ur urinal
yeah she’s very interesting...

by praisingthelourd.... April 20, 2021

ur mom

Somebody i really love.

"Hm what's your type?"
"ur mom<3"

by i swear im not a simp. November 22, 2021