mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

by Blu_leef January 28, 2024

Pocket Pashmina

Soon To Be Invented Mini Pashminas Carrying All Sorts Of Information To Help You Pass Exams.

1) *In Exam* Ask Pocket Pashmina For Help

by MexicanPotatoSalad November 5, 2010

Portable Pocket

Another name for "bag" or "handbag"

"Honey, have you seen my portable pocket?"

by DovahDeathPunch September 14, 2018

Out of pocket

Something that was uncalled for, rude or an inconvenience.

Bailey: your shirt is super unattractive, but it looks good on me.
Mary: That was out of pocket so shut up.

by Aaawwubbis September 2, 2021

wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around

Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me

by fuckmedaddyseven June 9, 2021

Pocket debacle

Where you're so fucked up that you can't find whatever it is you're looking for. When you wake up in the morning and find it in the pocket that you swear you searched 300 times.

Man, I was so hammered last night I couldn't find that bag for anything. I passed out in my clothes and it was right there in the same pocket I swear I looked in. What a pocket debacle!

by Catapulter May 14, 2021

Pocket pal

A tactile stress relieving fidget toy specifically designed to help you find your smile hand made out of glass.

If I ever need a quick smile or some stress relief I know I can always count on my Pocket Pal to provide.

by Sir W. Played. March 25, 2022