Parked

Adj.

Modern slang meaning boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024

Buena Park Wet Sponge

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement

Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch

by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022

Signal iduna park

Borussia Dortmund's home ground with one of the best atmospheres you can find in Europe. Worth a visit by a neutral fan as they also play exciting games.

Did you go to the Signal Iduna Park yesterday?

Yeah Dortmund beat Augsburg 4-3 and we even saw 3 goals in 3 minutes

by Honest Liverpool fan January 25, 2023

sansom park

A small town in a Fort Worth Texas suburb. Meth heads and trailer trash is all you will find sprinkled with Hispanics . It would take the whole town to produce one full set of teeth.

Never a place for a vacation.

Do you know where to score some meth in Sansom Park?
Yes, try the game room.

by VET bitch December 28, 2016

hamilton park montessori school

The town shithole. We got the annoying kids, and not much else. We all hate it here and the teachers are ass other than one. We all cant wait to leave. It was good until 5th grade.

Im finnaly leaving hamilton park montessori school lets fucking goo

by Idontfixk October 17, 2023

Theme Park Giraffe

A massive Cunt

Oh you see jake paul over there? Yeah, it looks like he took after Theme Park Giraffe.

by a paeson November 23, 2021

aqua park cuck

when your girlfriend goes to the aqua park behind your back with 5 other guys and you apologise to her

that man there is an aqua park cuck

by jetskihater55 June 7, 2025