seasonal penis

a penis that sprouts only in December month.

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021

Penis highjack

When a woman bites the penis of during a blowjob and puts is in her vagina like its hers

Friend 1: I had to go to the hospital when my penis got bit off
Friend 2: so did your girl commit the penis highjack
Friend 1: I'd say so...

by The highjacker June 3, 2021

wild penis

A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.

Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!

Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.

by E idiots dei March 22, 2020

Uncontrollable penis

When your penis decides what it wants to do

1 That Uncontrollable Penis is painting art on the walls.
2 your uncontrollable penis just wants to fuck what ever girl it sees

by catmail1 May 6, 2020

penis bakery

its pretty self explanatory, imagine it yourself.

“omw to the penis bakery” “wtf is a penis bakery?”

by noahnecksbiggestfan738 December 15, 2022

Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.

Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis

by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021

Kurt's penis

A very small centimeter defeated. Less than a centi.

That's a very Kurt's penis.

by astr1xz June 18, 2021