jesus

fake

x ash a 12 our lord and savior Jesus chr- me fake fake fake fake

by jgrgkjgkjgkfgjkgfjg March 5, 2021

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Little Jesus

An alternate name for a penis. If it's not your frist boner then it's a Resurrection

Little Jesus shows up every morning for no reason

by Cony lingus April 19, 2022

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Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

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Pretty Women Love Jesus

PWLJ is an abbreviation for Pretty Women Love Jesus and can be used when one female believer agrees with another

The gorgeous girl over there agrees with my statement. She is very pretty, pretty women love Jesus

by vcxa May 12, 2021

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Jesus

The way, the truth, and the life!!!!!

Guy 1: I can’t change :(
Guy 2: Jesus can change you💅

by CurlyFri December 1, 2023

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Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.

Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.

by fillikirch August 25, 2021

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