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Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ: Jesus Christ is the son of God the Father. and he is also called the angel of YHWH in the Old Testament of the Bible. He came down to earth over 2000 years ago and he lived a sinless life and died for our sins. He was the ultimate sacrifice since he was God in the flesh, so his death meant that everybody's sins past present, and future were paid for. The only problem is, people actually have to accept his gift of salvation in order to receive it. You can choose to reject this gift.
by KekolordChri February 14, 2024
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April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.
Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022
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Lutheran Jesus

It’s when you’re catholic friend with religious trauma finds random moments of blessings in everyday tasks.
Lutheran Jesus said I can’t come in the water right now. I don’t got to do anything!
by LandoFanF1 August 3, 2024
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Jesus

The most beautiful name ever. He is more loving than words to describe and kinder than anyone ever. He is a great bestie and an amazing friend.
by Ilovelovesm November 23, 2021
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Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.
Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader
by Entity010 August 12, 2022
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Jesus

Y/n : Hey I just read 18+ wattpad!
Dude: You need Jesus
by Sus jay September 8, 2021
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