The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons

The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!

Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk

by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021

Jaked

adjective meaning someone who appears briefly and then takes off for long periods of time.

I wonder if he he'll be back. I hate it when he Jakes us.

by JVGR July 2, 2004

jaked

to be promised help of some sort, but not actually be provided with anything.

Jill was working on the test plan for the new program revision, but it got jaked.

Bob burnt me a copy of the data, but I got jacked, the data was corrupt.

by chakkerz July 27, 2005

jakers

douche bag or a person that enjoys sexual attention from other men

That guy received a sac tap and liked it, what a jakers.

Some guy was a total jakers and cut me off today!!

by im@kewords March 17, 2011

Jaked

When somebody steals your personal possessions.

When you go on vacation when you're about to move and your roommate goes through your newly packed boxes to find your play station which you told him before you left that he couldn't use because you had already packed it.

Man: What happened?
Girl: Why's your play station out here? I thought you packed it?
Man: I did !!
Girl: Man, you have been Jaked. :(

by TonyDungy January 18, 2011

Jakes

The police, also sometimes used as an insult that makes no sense

Peter: John, please leave us alone.
John: Whatever screw you guys, ya jakes.
Peter: God I hate that guy.

by kory52 April 22, 2015

jakeim

a guy that's tall handsome and strong with a bbc that women get wet over

Jakeim how are you today.

by afjfjrndnek January 27, 2021