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Green Wank 

1. When an individual, organization, or political group promotes or implements a seemingly eco-friendly initiative that is more about self-satisfaction or public image than delivering meaningful environmental benefits. Often overlooks practical solutions or creates unintended negative consequences elsewhere.
2. When an individual or group engages in performative or self-indulgent environmental actions that are designed to make them feel good or look virtuous but provide little to no actual environmental benefit.
3. A form of virtue signaling disguised as eco-consciousness.

See also Green Wash.
The Green Party proposing to reduce local sheep farming, even though it’s more sustainable here and the alternative is importing lamb from halfway around the world, is classic Green Wank.
Green Wank by AuthenticFake December 2, 2024

Green Screen

A reference to the 1970's IBM terminals that were used to communicate with computers. This is used as a description indicating that something is dated or out of touch.
Steve's presentation clearly showed he's a green screen manager
Green Screen by Mr SnotNose December 11, 2024

Green Day 

Green Day - noun/adjective

noun: a pop punk band originally formed in 1987 featuring Billie Joe Armstrong on lead guitar and vocals, Mike Dirnt on bass and Tre Cool on drums, they fucking shook the world in 2 separate decades, with such albums as "Dookie" and "American Idiot" 2 of the greatest albums of all time

adjective: to do nothing all day but smoke weed and literally nothing else besides breathing
noun: guy 1: hey! did you hear Green Day are making a new album?
guy 2: yeah! i'm so hyped!

adjective: guy 1: what did you do yesterday?
guy 2: had a green day, 40% TCH today, it's awesome.
Green Day by EmperorLemon December 27, 2024

green mail 

A copious attempt to gain someone’s favor or change their mind by offering them huge amounts of money.
Hey Bob, you’re the best player in the game. How’s abouts you take this Green Mail and not show up to tomorrow’s championship game?

Elvira - “I’ll never be yours Tony”…. 1 week later,
Tony - “Your man is dead, l’m the new boss,..
Elvira - “just a minute, Iet me get my coat”.
green mail by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

green mail 

A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.
Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!

Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).
green mail by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

green fried apples 

Used in conversation with Matthew Ethan Andre Gilchrist-Gray.
"yo bro tryna hop on the game?"
"green fried apples"
"???"
green fried apples by cee._kay_ January 3, 2025