A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.
Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
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The American food?
Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.
The American food?
Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.
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I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
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I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
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“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”
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“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”
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“What’s wrong with that?”
“Who are you and what planet are you from”
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