bad asymptote

said when one wants to:
1. keep it PG AND
2. say bad ass(-ymptote) AND
3. appear smart

Pre-AP Algebra 2 Teacher: Today we are going to learn about asymptotes.
Class Clown: Can't we listen to some bad asymptote music instead?

Two years later...

AP Calculus Teacher: Today we are covering differentiability. Corners, cusps and breaks are not differentiable.

Student #1: What is she talking about?
Student #2: I don't know. Who cares?
Student #3: Hey, did y'all hear about the bad ass fight in the cafeteria?

Calculus Teacher: Student #3, I did hear about the bad asymptote fight, but if you want to pass the AP Calculus Test so that you don't have to take Calculus in college, I suggest we focus on the fact that corners, cusps, and breaks are not differentiable. And yes, breaks can be asymptotes or holes.

Here's a fun way to remember what a break is: A BREAK-up in a romantic relationship is usually due to a partner being an ASS-ymptote. Use your imaginations with the word HOLES...

by faithyeni November 13, 2011

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Bad

"Bad" is used by Jazz musicians as a compliment to playing they liked.

"That Miles Davis guy can play some bad stuff man"

by kixsypixsy September 8, 2025

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mad cuz bad

if someone tell you the "mad cuz bad", you're probably envy about why they win. or they mean that you're mad because you're bad.

A: dude you are hacking you have more kills than me!
B: mad cuz bad lol

by sussy pie October 29, 2021

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Down Bad

when somebody is so horny it's sad, looking for a partner that they sacrifice anything to get one, or they're that desperate to do something,

Justin: "bro, Micheal is so down bad he can't go one second without simping over a girl"

Aubrey: "Kate so down bad for a bag of Skittles."

Luis: "bro i'm so down bad for some coochie, if you're a busty one then dm now."

by Mar4343💯 March 30, 2024

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