An 'internet maori' is someone who commits cyber crimes such as DDoSing or hacking. The term originated from New Zealand.
by Tui_Pure1 August 17, 2011
Get the Internet maori mug.1) To delete oneself from social networking sites over mis-communication or dissolution with online peers.
2) An act of emo to garner attention from peers that includes eRazorblades.
3) Most serious definition, where one commits an act of real world suicide in front of a live webcam audience.
2) An act of emo to garner attention from peers that includes eRazorblades.
3) Most serious definition, where one commits an act of real world suicide in front of a live webcam audience.
"Nobody loves me on the internets. Unless I get an eHug right now I'm going to go eOff myself by committing Interneticide."
"Hey everyone, I just took ten uppers, ten downers, a few pain pills, a Viagra, and thirty Tylenol PM's. I'll be dead in about half an hour. You have that amount of time to call convince me life is worth living."
"Hey everyone, I just took ten uppers, ten downers, a few pain pills, a Viagra, and thirty Tylenol PM's. I'll be dead in about half an hour. You have that amount of time to call convince me life is worth living."
by Leuthesius December 4, 2011
Get the Interneticide mug.When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
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Get the Internet Weblink mug.1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.
2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
by Captain Book January 23, 2013
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Get the Interneting mug.A set of collection of one’s internet assets or value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights.
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