Old Fuck

An old fellow who has alot more to him than you think. A continued long stager of the fuckery personality aswell. Alot different to an old fart who just wishes to grow old and just exist instead of living.

George Carlin considered himself an old fuck

by JohnJohnboy July 2, 2010

mouse fuck

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.

Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.

by El Duce February 23, 2004

Fucking idiot

Someone with no common sense and fucks up at everything they do.

John s. Is a fucking idiot

by Dunndunndunnndunndunnnnnnnn November 30, 2017

indie as fuck

The title is given to a hipster or indie kid when their taste in something only consist of nothing but really obscure things.

Guy1: Can I see your iPod?
Guy2: Sure
Guy1: whoa! Neutral Milk Hotel, Yo La Tengo, and My Bloody Valentine!?! Dude, you're indie as fuck.

by imthatawesome October 2, 2010

fucking faggot

refers to one who is extremely fruity, flaming, or gay.

Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot!

by tyler brown March 1, 2005

fist fucking

1. to enter a body cavity (ie vagina or ass) with one's hand. upon entry the hand is often curled into a fist and repeatedly twisted and thrust in and out of the cavity at different paces and forces. while pleasurable to some, this activity usually results in great pain and is greatly avoided my most.

2. disbelief. due to the uncomfortable connotations of the activity listed in 1, can be used to describe one's outrage or disbelief of a situation.

1. Markus cried out in pain as Tyrell, the prison gang leader, rammed his hand nearly elbow deep as he fist fucked his very tight ass.

2. Upon hearing the news that Ann Coulter was actually a man, Michael Moore explained, "you've gotta be fist fucking me! She told me she was using a strapon."

by polymerase January 11, 2006

titty-fuck

A form of sex when the male puts his penis between the womans titties as she ejaculates his penis with them.

Guy1:So did you two fuck?
Guy2: well we were gonna but she just titty-fucked me instead.

by Jay Brown June 30, 2005