Betch Bag

A betch bag is a happy bag turned inside out. It is like a slurpy while the happy bag is like 1000 burning suns. It is a bag of botch, and when it pops it creates a time portal that spews out inky black tears of pain and rage that resemble pieces of microwavable rice.

I called my blow-up doll a betch bag and now she isn't talking to me anymore.

by HoroscopeJunkie April 22, 2008

space bagging

the act of taking a persons backpack/gym bag, removing the contents, turning the bag inside out, then returning the contents. finish off this jerk off trick by zipping the mutant bag closed

looks like Frank is taking a trip to space, i space bagged his gym bag while he was taking a dump" "man i love space bagging Frank

by EBrunswick May 14, 2011

Bag of tricks

A bag filled with gross, unwanted food mixed together into a foul smelling mush. USually left to rot for a few days or more, or occasionally smashed onto the ground a few minutes after making it. For the people who made it, testing how bad the B.O.T (Bag Of Tricks) smells before either hiding it away to let it rot, or smashing it somewhere. Sometimes called a 'magic potion', especially when made inside of a bottle.

Get that fucking bag of tricks away from me, it smells horrible.

by C-Miller September 21, 2010

Scrote Bag

Another word for Douche Bag.
1) Someone who makes a complete ass of themselves on a daily basis and never learns
2) Someone you wouldn't mind punching in the fuckin face

Tim: What the hell is Eric doing??

Gary: Dude, that guy is such a fuckin scrote bag

by Jared1947 October 16, 2008

Tool Bag

Someone who is a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Girl 1: My boyfriend is such an asshole.
Girl 2: Girl, don't worry about it, he's just a Tool Bag.

by Ashhhhhhhhhhhhhy August 28, 2010

Bag of Monkeys

To describe someone who is being very cheeky, instead of just being a cheeky monkey they can be a described as a Bag of Monkeys

Mike "Are you looking forward to your 50th birthday?"
Jan "It's my 40th you bag of monkeys"

by Mr HoL May 27, 2007

A Stuche Bag

An over-confident wannabe frat daddy who has a way with the ladies but is liked sparingly by other males.

"Hey Hartson, should we be nice and invite your brother to come to the party?" Hartson replies "Fuck no, my brother's a stuche bag." Everyone replies "Hahaha, what the fuck were we thinking, thank god you reminded us."

by John Grady W. November 7, 2011