E moment

A moment which occurs after someone does something or something happens that leaves everyone speechless or which is too cringey, disgusting or disturbing.
Generally used in large conversations.

Rando103- My wife's bf gifted me a brand new watch.
Nikolai- What
Yusuf- .......
Matias- E
Kalash- Bruh
Matias- E moment ngl

by communistboy November 13, 2020

dan moment

a moment in time when you get a boner in school infront of your teacher who doesn't care about ur muscles and also you're into kids

that's a real dan moment

by anonymous February 28, 2024

Hills moment

When a bunch of people are talking, then all of a sudden the conversation stops , and the people start staring around, twisting, or eating thier hair.

Candy: So was like, you can't take my Lanvin clutch,

and she just tottaly took it.
Kylie: (Utter disbelief) She did??
Candy: Yeah, so I'm suing.
(Convo comes to a stop)
(5 minutes later)
Kylie: I love cheese......
(that's a hills moment)

by Movie girl May 24, 2010

Major Bukkake Moment (MBM)

When an event comes out of nowhere or something unexpected or big happens in your life, altering its course.

Jack: How'd the test go?
Jill: I bombed it. I guess I'm not cut out for physics after all. It was a Major Bukkake Moment (MBM).

by Eagle02 June 17, 2021

A Duncan Moment

To make a big deal out of anything that seems pointless or irrelevant, to have a major interest in Rangas, Red Fanta and anything red. To have a large majority of your life dedicated to Xbox Live, to have a fictional girlfriend from a different state or country and using that as an excuse for why the you have no local girlfriend but everyone knows you like a certain individual. To have and interest in a stupid dance called: Jump-style and like a music genre called Hard-style, To be extremely confident that they are the best in the world at Halo on Xbox Live. And Lastly, to hate nearly everyone and everything (besides Halo, Hard-style and Jump-style).

Harry: So, hey wanna play some Xbox?
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'

Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.

Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.

by Jerry the horny rat October 27, 2011

Moment

Through the emerging consensus of observation and experimentation, one (1) moment is equal to exactly three (3) whole minutes.

Cassie: Just a moment...
*3 whole minutes pass*
Cassie: Hi! So I've gone ahead and scheduled your appointment - you're all set!

by ccpresident September 6, 2018

Tab Moment

When you're having a conversation with someone, but it suddenly gets lost in translation because the other person confuses them self based on their own words. Then their stupid confusion makes you confused then you just have to drop the conversion because it just got way too confusing. You can refer it to as a dumb white bitch moment

I was talking to my girl about whiskey, but then she had a Tab moment because she confused Jim, jack, and Johnny for guys she hooked up with

by Hopingforfaith June 30, 2015