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Vagina Shanking

The act of fisting a girl repeatedly out of anger and then shoving dildos in and out rapidly.you can use other round objects such as Carrots, Cucumbers, Pickles, Traffic cones, Poles, Lead Pipes, Ice Cream Cones (with or without Ice Cream), Feet, Florescent Light bulb, and last but not least The Denver Broncos.
Dude she cheated on him.

Oh Shit! He is gonna be Vagina Shanking her tonight!
by bigblackwolf November 6, 2012
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Vagina Hoe

noun: One that specializes in the vaginal branch of the "Hoe" profession. This craft has become so diluted by other types of "hoe-ing" (such as Butt Hoe) and poor Vagina Hoe skills (due to laziness) that a possible pending extinction of the profession has become a popular issue, going so far as to raising "Vagina Hoe Awareness" among its fans.

Love and respect for the dying art form has even resulted in a street (understandably) being named after the Vagina Hoe profession in La Quinta, California: Calle Vallejo (Spanish for Vagina Hoe Street).
Excuse me, Fake Andrew, do you serve any Vagina Hoes here? No? That's a shame. Don't you know about Vagina Hoe awareness? Respect the art.
by AyandesS, baby. Who else? December 12, 2012
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vagina smiling

when your vagina is swollen from estrus
Do you know how the mouse is in estrus? Her vagina smiling from all the stimulation of males in the room.
by Diva de Disco September 30, 2013
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vagina daggers

Facial hair stabbing into a vagina. ie when a man has a stubbly beard when performing oral sex on a female.
When my husband went down on me after not shaving his face for a few days, it felt like vagina daggers.
by E tizzle February 8, 2014
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Vagina Fringe

when your fringe separates in the middle, making it a vagina fringe
Wow, you seriously need to sort out your hair, it looks like a vagina fringe
by lewlhahaha March 5, 2014
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vagina cart

A vagina cart is a cart that a weak man uses when he breaks his leg . The proper name is a knee scooter or a knee walker . When the man is to much of a pussy to use crutches , he might use a vagina cart to move around .
Hey Mike , look at Joe , he is using a vagina cart instead if crutches . What a pussy!!
by Pc289 March 10, 2014
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Vagina Babble

Using the privilage of speech with little to no thought and too much emotion.
" When she starting talking and all I heard was Vagina Babble."
" No one wants to hear your Vagina Babble, grow a pair Bro."
by CobraCommander March 12, 2014
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