a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)
Girl1: OMG is that Alex?
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024
Get the alexmug. You’ll see a guy who appears shy at first, but still catches your eye. But when you get to know him you instantly won’t be able to stop thinking about him. He will start to open up and you’ll feel like you can talk to him about anything. He’s extremely responsible and respectful, strong, handsome, funny, and a really good at explaining things. You would be very lucky to meet a Alex Manhart and get to know him.
by Oatmeal is the best April 29, 2022
Get the Alex Manhartmug. Hym "Goddamnit Alex! Get him on that! You (Jordan Peterson) CANNOT BELIEVE THAT IT IS TRUE THAT CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEANS TO BELIEVE, JORDAN. You can't say whether or not you believe in God because you don't know what it means to believe while simultaneously BELIEVING that Christ defeated hell and death even though you don't know what THAT means! You can't DO that! You're just making shit up at this point! If believing is 'ACTING AS IF' a proposition is TRUE, HOW DO YOU ACT AS IF CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL? You what? What do you do? YOU CAN'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR CHRIST TO DEFEAT DEATH AND HELL! OOOOOOH MY GOD ALEX!! OOOOOOOOOH MAN! I am SO fucking heated right now! I can't BELIEVE what I just sat through right now! Hey, riddle me this Alex: What was Ayan's life like leading up to her conversion to Christianity? What where the people around her like? What did they say? What did they do?"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
Get the Goddamnit Alexmug. Typical wanna be rochdalian, big long head and thinks he looks like hulk but looks like an Ethiopian
by ashleybarnesnananana December 3, 2018
Get the Alex Marrmug. Alex is a very sporty guy, he is really good looking and likes to play with his friends. Alex is one of the funny friends and if you have a friend like alex, i am jealous. Alex is extremely funny and sometimes it’s hard to hang out with him without laughing.
by Ordinary girl:) September 26, 2022
Get the Alexmug. by Pubfucker69 November 22, 2021
Get the Alexmug. An absolute beast of a human who will probably beat you at any race, in any sport, at any distance and at any time of the day. All round a better athlete than you. And your mom. Probably better than 3 of your dogs as well. He will manage anything he puts his mind to.
Also an extremely good dude.
Also an extremely good dude.
by KOM4sure February 24, 2022
Get the Alex Fokasmug.