School test 

A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.

Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.

School test by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

School police 

The police that rides down the halls in a Segway and acts like a cheerleader. If there’s a school shooting this guy ain’t gonna do crap.

The school police officer looking stupid AF

School police by Dum/Dum September 12, 2021

School computers 

School computers are not something you really care about that much and even if you drop them it's okay. That is because they never break even if you drop them a thousand times and they are indestructible

"That person is such a school computers"

School computers by Adude...... November 15, 2021

school bag 

The piece of shit that is way to heavy and breaks at the end of the fucking year, draining your parents money in the process

Lincoln: Mommy, my school bag ripped.
Motherly figure: I'm going to commit tax fraud to pay this.

school bag by no reeal name, just me January 10, 2022

School bathroom

The place where people go to relax, be themselves and spill tea. Awkward if you ever use this holy place to pee and someone else is there using it for its spiritual powers. If you are invited to the school bathroom you are automatically cool and that person trusts you.

Girl1: hey wanna go to the school bathroom?
Girl2: *feels blessed with this honour*

School bathroom by Ur wife >:) February 25, 2022

School Revolutionary 

That one kid that argues the meaning of school’s importance, and what things should and shouldn’t be taught. They have a weird obsession with taking over the school or going on strike. These people can appear in any grade, but are most likely to appear in the later grades of primary school.

Teacher: When was the war of 1812?
School Revolutionary: How will this be important when we get into the real world. Will they ask this question at a job interview? Why aren’t you teaching us how to pay taxes, or how to get a job?

School Revolutionary by Roasted beans March 14, 2022

School water 

School water is the musty school fountain water that tastes dry and metallic

Man I have some water but it’s school water .

School water by Gilb0rt April 21, 2022