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milk river

It sounds like a pervert sexual act but it's really just a river in Montana
by T_Cain June 14, 2022
mugGet the milk rivermug.

Spilt Milk

When you're trying so hard not to cum, but it spurts.
failed in bed last night. spilt milk.
by redbumps May 25, 2015
mugGet the Spilt Milkmug.

reduced-fat milk

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs),

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind), and

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
mugGet the reduced-fat milkmug.

milking

when something did well and you just keep on doing it until it is as useless as an ass flavored lollipop.
you're just milking that shit.
by Mr floppnock November 9, 2018
mugGet the milkingmug.

Swim in the Milk

To engage in money making activities. Why would someone swim in the milk? Because milk makes cheese. What is cheese? Money.
Jimbo is on the grind. He must swim in the milk.
by Chef Ubetcha March 21, 2021
mugGet the Swim in the Milkmug.

milk and honey

and as the sun set, the girl who's not like other girls whispers...

A E S T H E T I C
milk and honey is for edgy goth girls and white girls
by big boi gay January 16, 2019
mugGet the milk and honeymug.

dad's milk

It a rare thing that you will never get to see.
ha. Where's your dad's milk huh?
by dontgetserious February 23, 2023
mugGet the dad's milkmug.

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