bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

triangle-less bird

A worthless person, the scum of the earth

I have no use for Jaime now, he is a triangle-less bird.

by prof.jimes November 29, 2016

Feeding the birds

Taking a shit

If your are feeding the birds make sure you spray some air freshener.

by Ripping86 August 1, 2025

Big bird

A god like being that has created all of existence

All hail big bird!!

by bigbirdcultOFF June 26, 2020

bird

an individual who is dumb, makes dumb decisions, and loves to be in everybody’s face. Specifically men because those are the only people who give them attention.

You be in anyone/everyone’s face. You’re such a bird b*tch!

by gremlinn February 4, 2022

Bird

Poop cannons that are high-maintenance and scream.

The bird shat on the curtain.
Birds' voices are often grating, but largely pleasant in the case of oscines.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!

by Featherstone9086 September 29, 2020

Bird

(Noun) A slang term used to refer to a man's penis. Less offensive and often used lightly with children.

Jimmy you can't wear those pants without underwear, you can see your whole bird.

by anonymous August 18, 2021