Tom Boner

You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice

I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night

by anonymous February 17, 2025

Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.

My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Boner on top

A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)

Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night

by Harvey bonerstein July 20, 2021

boner rhythm

Casually sitting with a boner while massaging it down under a pillow.

I walked out of the bedroom to see my boyfriend doing boner rhythm on our couch in the middle of the night.

by TheCarl June 24, 2016

boner stick

It's where your penis gets stabbed repeatedly with a stick or something spikey

Bob: Hey Ron,
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.

by whoahwhoah27 October 1, 2017

Boner

Something that always happens in class, particularly in maths for some odd reason, although there is nothing sexually attractive about brain cell killing equations, fractions, sums etc.

I was had a boner in maths class while wearing skinny jeans and my large pee pee erected and it ripped put my skinny jeans.

by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021

boner icicle

When your boner gets so cold it grows an icicle of cum out of your penis hole

Bro my boner is so cold, I'm growing a boner icicle!

by Cole watchyostep March 14, 2016