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Boner Jams

Music that contains the sound of a womans singing voice intended to give hands free feeling of an orgasm
Amy Lee from Evanescence give me a boner every time I listen to her music, Evanescence songs are true boner jams
by Shaelyn hater April 4, 2021
mugGet the Boner Jamsmug.

Boner Bait

When a guy uses a girl to get off without fucking her often associated with fuckboys
Keith : last night I boner baited Liza
Seth : nice
by Not that slim shady June 30, 2017
mugGet the Boner Baitmug.

butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.
I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner
by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023
mugGet the butt bonermug.

science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.
Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016
mugGet the science bonermug.

Boner

when ur huge/small/average cock is bigger than usual because u see Ice Spice in her new music video with the 9989 person she collabed with
I have a huge boner because I saw 4 big guys on my screen
by mzdth May 28, 2023
mugGet the Bonermug.

Bonerability

I was already kinda of horny when my wife asked me to watch her try on different dresses. I explained to her that this makes me subject to bonerability.
by Something-a-willow June 4, 2017
mugGet the Bonerabilitymug.

Boner

When your thilthy big dick starts to get large
Hey you i have a Fucking BONER LAD
by Compzy September 10, 2021
mugGet the Bonermug.

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