anticipatory boner

Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.

I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.

by Devveyovich June 3, 2016

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 29, 2019

Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.

He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

mana-boner

When too dudes or dudettes turn a conversation into a Magic the Gathering conversation, sometimes to the dismay of friends, it means they had a mana-boner, and could not contain their excitement about an aspect of Magic the Gathering. For context, mana is the in-game currency for Magic the Gathering.

I'll leave you two mages alone to rub your raging mana-boners together and make a mana-fire.

by xxmtg June 13, 2022

boner stick

It's where your penis gets stabbed repeatedly with a stick or something spikey

Bob: Hey Ron,
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.

by whoahwhoah27 October 1, 2017

boner rhythm

Casually sitting with a boner while massaging it down under a pillow.

I walked out of the bedroom to see my boyfriend doing boner rhythm on our couch in the middle of the night.

by TheCarl June 24, 2016

Bonerable

When a person with a penis thinks that another person (with or without penis) is attractive enough to stick inside of whatever hole this other person has (with their consent)

Yo, that human being is cute, they are bonerable.

by peterskeeter May 22, 2024