Chocolate banana mudslide

When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere
Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.
by Sydw33d February 09, 2023
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Be a banana

Be very secretive
(A banana is a very secretive fruit it never speaks or reveal its secrets )
by AggressivePrincess April 30, 2022
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bowel banana

A turd.
He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.
by Zonal K October 09, 2019
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 30, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 07, 2021
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banana limbs

When something is so unbelievably great that nothing else could describe it.
George: “have you seen Alfie’s aura today”
Joe: “ no I haven’t is it quite good?”
George: “ it’s not only good it’s banana limbs”
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The Banana Connection

An act performed by two consenting adults- One consenting adult inserts a banana halfway into their anus. The other consenting adult then inserts the rest of the banana into their anus and the two back up together. The two consenting adults have formed the banana connection.
Brett prolapsed his anus by attempting the banana connection after eating too much taco bell.
by Tasty Stew September 10, 2018
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