du bag

short way of saying douche bag

ur just a dumb mother fuckin du bag nobody cares about you

by CS March 11, 2005

A Stuche Bag

An over-confident wannabe frat daddy who has a way with the ladies but is liked sparingly by other males.

"Hey Hartson, should we be nice and invite your brother to come to the party?" Hartson replies "Fuck no, my brother's a stuche bag." Everyone replies "Hahaha, what the fuck were we thinking, thank god you reminded us."

by John Grady W. November 7, 2011

the punching bag

n. The act of taking a used condom, tying it at the end (resembling a real punching bag), and pummelling one's parter in the face with it until it breaks and the semen inside explodes on her face.

In exchange for a rowdy round of sex, John gave Betsy the punching bag.

by Bryce H. April 24, 2003

ball bagged

To get so drunk, drunk enough to do something very humourous that you will be raked about for weeks
Origniated in Northern Ireland

"he was ball bagged the fuck last night"
"as were you. you got off with a guy"
"o dear. that is embarassing"

by JammyBambi April 6, 2006

juice bag

a douche bag with a juice box

what up juice bag

by Kadence W February 22, 2010

Bag of Monkeys

To describe someone who is being very cheeky, instead of just being a cheeky monkey they can be a described as a Bag of Monkeys

Mike "Are you looking forward to your 50th birthday?"
Jan "It's my 40th you bag of monkeys"

by Mr HoL May 27, 2007

Tool Bag

Someone who is a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Girl 1: My boyfriend is such an asshole.
Girl 2: Girl, don't worry about it, he's just a Tool Bag.

by Ashhhhhhhhhhhhhy August 28, 2010