cunt swab

One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.

Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

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clam cunt

when a fat girl's vagina seems to go up to her belly button because her fat folds

damn that girl has a fat clam cunt

by its me matt September 29, 2005

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carrot cunt

A lady with red/orange/ginger/Titian-coloured pubic hair upon her minge. Usually also having the same coloured head hair. But NOT ALWAYS. BEWARE.

"Hello nice Asian lady, may I finger you?"
"Yes."
"FUCK! A ... a carrot cunt?!"
"HAI!"

by facadie September 28, 2007

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green for cunt

1. a phrase which means to "just do it" like the Nike phrase

2. when you are driving with your boys and see a hot girl, you all yell out the car at her the phrase "Green For Cunt"

person 1: hey man pass me the remote
person 2: nah man it's right there. you get it
person 1: ah fuck dude green for cunt!
person 2: oh ok fine. here's your fucking remote

you are riding along with your boys and you see a pretty girl walking around on the sidewalk or in the car next to yours, you would yell "Green for Cunt" and then speed away

by christopher Troy June 11, 2008

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cunt pajama

A person who sucks up their cunt juices with their pajamas, which is also a metaphor for a person who constantly saturates your life with insignificant banter, see also ass clown.

That bitch is such a cunt pajama, she never stops talking.

by God December 7, 2004

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