two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

two face

Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.

Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!

by mama_jazz August 10, 2016

Two Person Mosh Pit

A fistfight.

"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."

by marblesoda July 17, 2016

two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.

You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!

by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018

two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.

1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."

by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018

two balls deep

A 2 ball, 0 strike count (2-0) in baseball

"here's the pitch ... and its outside... and Kyle Seager is now two balls deep"

by Hairy Caray February 5, 2018

Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017