Squidward Chin

Where a old man shits on your chin and you lick while rubbing it to Squidward from the hit series Spongebob Squarepants

I did a squidward chin on my mom.

by BIG O SIGMA September 2, 2025

Squidgel

A decadent & high-class sweet treat, made by first cutting the crust off a slice of white bread, then flattening it with a rolling pin, then spreading a layer of Miyoko's vegan butter, then a layer of jam or jelly of your choice, and finally rolling it up - enjoy! Yum.

Damn, that squidgel is taaaaasteeee!!!!!

by rsppnoza99 October 31, 2025

Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.

Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."

by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025

Squiddo

A silly minecraft youtuber who investigates scary minecraft stuff

Guy 1: Wow i love Squiddo!!
Guy 2: Yeah, her videos are so peak

by mcytfanyayayayay November 27, 2025

the squiddle effect

when you buy something of great value only for it to become piss cheap

I bought a twisted bow the other day, thank god for the squiddle effect otherwise I would have had to pay 1088m instead of the 35gp I got it for today

by joy emoji July 29, 2017

Ban Squidward

To finally get rid of the stupid kid who brings down the energy of the server, by his deep depression, and lack of feelings.

We need to Ban Squidward to save the server and our minds!

by Link8818 May 7, 2018

Dabbing Squidward

A meme of a Squidward dabbing during a holiday parade. The man behind the mask is running for president under, "other" as his candidate checkbox. Fill in dabbing Squidward here.

Oh look, Johnny, it is a dabbing Squidward!

by emster_em December 16, 2019