how ya douching

A common greeting ( mostly among men) who work in rugged work situations such as construction etc

Todd: “how ya douching jimmy?”
Jimmy: “same solution Todd “

by RiceBawlZ June 13, 2021

Douche cartouche

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth

Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie

by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022

Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

by LeanSay August 10, 2009

Douche Canue

A douche canue is a canue full of douche instead of a bag full of douche.

He's a douche canue

by Kiabab January 10, 2019

Douche Nozzle

THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"

DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle

by Douche Lord The Great 6969 January 1, 2019

trucker douche

Piss enema

A trucker douche is a trucker pissing up your ass to douche( clean) you out

by Centralmecub January 24, 2015

punchy douche

A punchy douche is a cowboy who’s good at what he does, dresses like a damn tool usually the top 3 buttons are unbuttoned on his pearl snap, jeans about 2 sized 2 small, cross necklace common but not required, personally is about that of a 2x4.

“Look at Bo over there acting like a punchy douche.”

by Kevbo November 30, 2020