Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit

Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.

by webbster's robot June 2, 2020

anal werewolf

A person who is obsesssed with anal sex

YO MAN, YOU ARE A ANAL WEREWOLF

by Independent werewolf October 15, 2022

Anal fisher

An insult to use when someone is being an ass hat.

"Daniel quit being an anal fisher and get your fingers out of him!"

by Soulhunter March 20, 2023

National anal day

National anal day takes place the 1th of may
Where one can have anal with any bro they want and won’t be considered as gay

I want to fuck your asshole on national anal day.

How many men did you fuck today?
I only fucked my brother:(

by iasj April 11, 2019

Anal-bender

A slur to call a gay man who is annoying, being too much or causing trouble.

Gay man: "Are you mad that I talk to more girls than you?"
Me: "Shut up anal-bender."

by anonymous February 1, 2022

Ani/Anal

Man i see Ani and i go!! omg inappproyae. i hate How they simp over Uhhh who like xiao or Kaeya but they are nice I guess. i hope He is nice but White person but very nice I hies

Did u see Ani/Anal today? masonh

by mimiasa1 April 19, 2021

Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event

While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.

Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.

by hazeyez October 16, 2022