Spunt Wrap

A tied off condom or sealed makeshift wrap containing bodily fluids, typically closed at the end to prevent leakage and keep intact rather than discarded immediately.

"Some things you keep as memories. Some things you throw away. A spunt wrap is definitely the second."

by Ashil Ayrshire January 17, 2026

Spunkard

Someone who spunks.
(Similar to “drunkard” - someone who drinks.)

Why is there a stain on your pants? What are you, a spunkard?

by Auntie Floyd January 30, 2026

Spuniforus

Something that is cute and random. Something out of the ordinary

That emoji combo is so spuniforus.

by Tinky binky February 8, 2026

spurlock

Publicly confess to socially unacceptable behavior before anyone else had even made an accusation. Inspired by the late filmmaker Morgan Spurlock's decision to confess to sexual misconduct during the #MeToo movement

This movie star totally did a spurlock by admitting he had an affair with his nanny to People magazine.

by NWeyHenM February 11, 2026

sputter

when you poop and ejactulate at the same time, sputtering pants.

"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just sputtered, happens to everyone"

by rolling55 February 11, 2026

spurgalate

when a computer becomes sentient with higher power

i spurgalated over everyone

by samdenty February 15, 2026

Spudneck

Derogatory term for poor, rural, white, working-class individuals who live in IDAHO, typically associated with traditional, conservative, or reactionary views. The stereotype includes uneducated, blue-collar workers living in trailers, known for hunting, fishing, beer drinking, and drunk driving with their children in the backseat unbuckled.

"You're an absolute spudneck. Why's the snowmobile parked in the living room and the freezer full of elk jerky but no actual food?"

"Only a spudneck would bring a sack of Idaho potatoes to a potluck and say 'I made'm myself'"

by Patbateman69 February 16, 2026