Michelada Special

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.

Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff

by TortaPounder April 20, 2025

Alle special

The Alle special is when you thought that you took a line of C or 3m but it was actually a fat K line and in a couple minutes ur dumbass realises that u will be talking to horses and moving into different dimensions for the next hour.

this move is called the Alle special because our little friend Alle has gone through this experience a lil too many times especially at afters but we all love him 🫶

-Ahh fuck, i think this line was K and not 3m, im so sorry bro.
-Its fine atleast we're in it together bro
-No way guys look those 2 just hit the Alle special lmao they look cooked, try to be extra carefull with them and help them if they need smth

by Bubblen April 24, 2025

Landon Special

Unable to finish

I pulled a Landon Special with a girl last night. I just couldn't finish.

by wildhogtmoboner May 12, 2025

Primate Special

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.

Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...

by DumDaddy May 12, 2025

Nice specimen

this word perhaps shall be used for when you think someone is sexually attractive

you're a nice specimen

by qwertyyfluff May 13, 2025

Primate Special

When a primate puts its hand in your ass, while another is sucking your meat, and one other has it’s dick in your mouth, all while you are oiled up in whipped cream and are getting shit thrown at you by another primate.

Oh man… Zack got the worst Primate Special the other day, poor dude…

by DumDaddy May 16, 2025

Thor special

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass, then goes to a point higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof), and summons the hammer making it fly up through the persons body coming out of their mouth.

Jake- "Yo, did you hear about how Cameran died?"
Dean- "Oh yeah, he was given the Thor special right? Does that make him gay?"
Jake- "Yes, yes it does."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025