Definitions by DumDaddy

Umpossible

When you think something is impossible, but you aren't sure if it's impossible, so you go ummmmm

Tristan: Zack went to jail for grooming? That's umpossible!???

Umpossible by DumDaddy December 8, 2025

Mustard Mango Challenge

When you drizzle your tits in mustard, slice some mangos, and rub it all over yourself.

Tristan: Oh my god! You are never gonna believe what I walked in on Owen doing!
Zack: What was he doing?
Tristan: He did the Mustard Mango Challenge, and made a mess in your bathroom!
Zack: Oh shit, Ima have to lick that all up!

Mustard Mango Challenge by DumDaddy November 4, 2025

Primate Special 

When a primate puts its hand in your ass, while another is sucking your meat, and one other has it’s dick in your mouth, all while you are oiled up in whipped cream and are getting shit thrown at you by another primate.

Oh man… Zack got the worst Primate Special the other day, poor dude…

Primate Special by DumDaddy May 16, 2025

Primate Special 

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.

Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...

Primate Special by DumDaddy May 12, 2025