Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person”

Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!

by Splaird June 22, 2025

James Perkins

James Perkins is a someone who plays World of Warcraft and smokes a shit ton of weed and has a porn addiction.

“Hey Ray, have you seen Jacob lately?” Ray: “ Nah man, he’s been a real James Perkins lately.”

by Freaky Bobby boy June 24, 2025

a person named zero

He's gay and likely is in love with a femboy who enjoys the character known as Mephiles

"Oh, that's just a person named zero"

by A Pumpkin July 2, 2025

Garb personality disorder

People with this change their personalities based on the clothes they wear

Yesterday ken was so quiet, what is this sudden burst of charisma. It must be a case of garb personality disorder

by Quen.asf July 14, 2025

Pinterest-personality

Someone whose entire personality is copy-pasted from Pinterest boards. Obsessed with “aesthetics,” they speak in quotes, think in curated moodboards, and treat every mildly sad moment like it belongs in a tragic coming-of-age film. Doesn’t actually have original opinions, just reshuffles things they've pinned.

“She called herself a ‘burnt-out gifted kid in her feral era’ after failing a quiz. She’s such a Pinterest-personality.”

“If I hear her say ‘I romanticize everything’ one more time... Pinterest-personality strikes again.”

by A.Xevier August 5, 2025

Wrong person

Then he paid the wrong person but I'm not walking away empty handed so it doesn't matter.

Hym "You need to credit and pay me for AI. I'm not walking away empty handed. You either paid the wrong person because you're retarded or you did it deliberately to spite me for using a pseudonym and using my rights in a way you don't like. I'm not working for the rest of my life. Pay or I stab a child. You should have done your due diligence."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2025

Fat Person

Like a regular person, but everything they do is 10 times funnier. Think about it, every single thing they do is funnier than when a normal sized person does it.

I saw a normal sized person eating and thought nothing of it, but then I saw a fat person eating which was HILARIOUS!!

by LuminousYT August 9, 2025