penis catcher

brices asshole, or mouth

my penis catcher catches all the penises.

Brice’s penis catcher will catch your bbc anytime.

by bigblackpussysnatcher February 19, 2019

Penis fish

Urechis unicinctus. A worm that looks like a penis. They washed up on California at the beginning of 2020. Make sense.

Chad 1: Bro can I have your penis fish
Chad 2: Sure mate, just be sure to give it back though

by Peter stop please September 11, 2020

penis liquidate

like vagina slay but for people without penis

OMG ur soooo penis liquidate

by rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 5, 2022

Penis Jar

A mason jar used to store a woman’s surgically removed penis

Dionna keeps her penis jar next to her fireplace. It’s HUGE!

by duqq June 10, 2020

hot in the penis

Your penis attracts other women/ girl in heat

He was hot in the penis

by The nut slacker January 21, 2017

PENIS POPTART

The act of inverting your penile flesh within your large scrotal gap with the index finger and continue to push until the act of tickling your own prostate is achieved.

OMG DaD we just witnessed the penis poptart, why didn't you tell us about it sooner

by BoringAnusEsquireThe3rd November 2, 2020

Penis table

When a male is trying to grind with a female during a dance, but his height makes it so that his entire genitalia is in line with the female's mid back. Therefore, the female's ass functions, essentially, only as a table for the male's penis.

Yeah, my friend has grown quite tired of clubs, everytime he tries to grind with someone her ass just becomes a penis table.

by woody151 January 27, 2020